February 2012
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russelhobbs:
have you ever stopped and actually thought about how dumb blogging actually is
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
polyantha:
I don’t understand people who say they’re bored because they’re home alone
Like whut is wrong with you
That’s the first ingredient to a perfect night
arcticmonkeysus:
I’m in the R U MINE? 50+ Plays Club.
shorturl:
i swear those questionare things used to be like 10-20 questions long
why do they all consist of like 500 questions to do with nothing
“256: do you occasionally scratch yourself with a lightbulb”
africans:
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
a-girl-and-her-blue-box:
When I see the “We’re sorry” message, I always wonder what shit went down in which fandom.
“You know The White Stripes Elephant record, that album is a perfect example of...”
– Dave Grohl on The White Stripes. (via jack-whites-guitar)
English-speaker: Ooh, speak French to me baby.
French-speaker: Ta mère est une vache, et je foutais ta salope d'une soeur la nuit dernière.
English-speaker: Oh, you're such a romantic!
cinderelabaiana:
the day arctic monkeys made everybody forget about the oscars